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Mountain Frost is a sad replacement to Mountain Dew. Mountain Frost is the same thing but with less taste, I wouldn't recommend it.
Person 1: Hey want a Mountain Frost?
Person 2: What the fucks Mountain Frost?
Person 1: It's Mountain Dew, just cheaper.
Person 2: Sure I love Mountain Dew!
*Person 2 sips Mountain Frost*
Person 2: THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!
Person 1: yeah but its $3 cheaper.
Person 2: I'M A CHARGING MY LAZERS!!!!
*PERSON 2 SHOOTS LAZERS!!!!*
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Mountain Brook is an extremley wealthy town in Alabama. It is FULL of money. Drug use is reasonably common only because no one knows what else to do with all of daddy's money. When we turn 16 our dad will by us a beamer or a h2 or something no less than 40,000$. We are ALWAYS called "Brookies" by all the other surrounding schools. The only place our moms will lets us shop is at Saks. About a year ago a person living in homewood(a nearby town) wrote a book called "The Tiny Kingdom". It is about Mountain Brook and the little things that we do that seem to be so funny to other people. The thing is every word of that book is true. Clothing is pretty much the same year round, For guys its kahki's and a raplh lauren or lacoste, and for girls its pretty much the same thing except they wear seven jeans. If you are a girl at Mountain Brook High School and you do not own a pair of seven jeans, then you are looked down upon. Also if you are not a member of atleast one of the two country clubs here in mountain brook, you will be looked down upon. The only sports mentioned here are golf and tennis, except for football, we live in the south football is huge! So basicly if your daddy loves you, then so will everyone else!
IF YOU ARENT RICH...YOU WONT SURVIVE!!!!
sara-Mom can i go to the mall today?
mom-which one?
sara- brookwood village
mom- NOO, you can only go to the summit, thats where saks is sweetie!
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The greatest liquid on this planet and Mars! Especially popular in the south. The flavor is unknown and the first sip is painful and it is pee colored.....It is God's piss1
All hail the Mountain Dew.
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Licking your hand and rubbing on your partner's asshole as lube for anal sex.
Inspired by, but not exclusively for the use of homosexuals.
Pat: Dave's Mum ain't gonna shit right for a week, I gave her a Brokeback Mountain last night.
George: Awesome.
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an alternate title for Brokeback Mountain. So called because the cowboys do it up the dumper.
"That gay cowboy movie is supposed to be the best film of the year."
"Oh, you mean Browndick Mountain?"
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Person originating or living in Berlin, NH. One who is not as cool as one who originated from G-Town (Gorham), NH.
Mountain queers like goats and hairy men! Smoking butts and drinkin beerz in Berlin DOOD!
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The dew that forms between a womans Boobs....On a hot summer day or while doing strenuous activities...ie working out, having sex, moving day, having sex, cleaning house,having sex ,Mowing the lawn, cleaning the pool, sex, Cooking, sex or Hiking..Etc..
Wheew... It's so hot in this gym, I oozed out alot of Mountain Dew! Time to hit the showers.
Baby..I really need a shower now..I did all the work to produce all this Mountain Dew!
* Appilicable Only To Big Breasted Women..Little Boobies Need Not Apply or are able to use this word because it would then be politically incorrect..LOL
Mountain Of Breast= Mountain Dew
Small Boobs= Mole Hill Dew
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