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A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair
That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!
An occupation many black men avoid.
White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.
A dude so lame, so rubs with the opposite sex, he barely has to say two words before the woman throws a drink or sometimes an alligator in your face as she is like MEGA repelled by your being on this planet.
Eww Patrice, that dude was SUCH a muff-repellent, I spoke to him on MSN one night and I was sick all over my keyboard having to see his picture!
The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
When two dudes eat one girl out at the same time.
"Dude, me and J-Rad almost touched tongues while hitting a Stuffed Muff on Stacey last night."