taco muff

camel toe seen on some women.

check out her taco muff!

muff juice

Vaginal fluid

theres muff juice on the chair

Leg Muffs

When an individual is giving oral sex to a female (giver) and the receiver then tightly squeezes the givers head with her thighs. Thus, blocking the givers hearing as if they have "leg muffs" on.

Receiver : Wanna put the leg muffs on?

Five mins later.."OMG YES!! MORE MORE MORE"
Giver: (Hears nothing but muscles tensing in the legs)

Stuffed Muff

When two dudes eat one girl out at the same time.

"Dude, me and J-Rad almost touched tongues while hitting a Stuffed Muff on Stacey last night."

hairy muff

A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair

That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!

Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

Road muff

Eating a lady out wail she’s driving.

Joe gave Tiffani road muff as we went to Colorado.