Beached Whale

A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.

Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.

Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.

Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?

Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.

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Huntington Beach

Known as the Florida of California. Fontana by the Sea. Home of the Trumpster Karen.

Stole their slogan “Surf City” from Santa Cruz, CA.

I’m going to head to Huntington Beach this weekend and knock over some porta potties bruh.

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Myrtle Beach

A tourist trap along the coast of South Carolina, where you are cramped beyond belief on beaches so crowded you cannot even find a place to sit down so you end up staying in overpriced condo's/hotel's and are charged your first born child for a good meal.

Myrtle Beach was fucking overcrowded, I couldn't even get to the ocean!

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beached whale

a female, whose body closely resembles that of a beached sperm whale.

i can't believe you slept with that beached whale. i.e. Leah

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fernandina beach

1. The City of Fernandina Beach is located on beautiful Amelia Island, in the northeast corner of Florida along the Atlantic Coast.

With many cultural and leisure activities, community groups, and an excellent golf course and marina, we offer something for the entire family. We invite you to visit and see for yourself!

Lets go to Fernandina Beach to get some shark's teeth!

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beach crumbs

Small kernels of feces that get stuck in the hair of your beach, or "chode."

After a sloppy poo, Sam had a lot of beach crumbs he had to wipe out.

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Beach Crew

1) a orgie of super duper orgasmic people
2) bras and sistas
3) one extremely disfunctional family
4) dacers of spasmatic fashion
5) apples to apples extremists
7) shit pickle

woogedy woogedy woogedy
casa bonita, casa bonita, lalalalalalala
yuy
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
beach crew for life

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