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A harry person or someone with 5:00 shadow.
Shave! you look like a smokey pete!
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While having safe sex, the male withdraws and re-enters quickly, stripping the condom off in the process and going back in bareback
Melissa and I were doing it the other night and when she wasn't paying attention I pulled a Sneaky Pete on her
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The bassist for the band Fall Out Boy. He's a vampire/werewolf mix. Sort of hot...Not that talented, but okay. Just good for staring at and having sexual fantasies. Other band members are Patrick Stump (leprechaun), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk).
Patrick: Peter Pan...like omg you are too hawt 4 werds.
Pete Wentz: I know dude, so are you.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Pete: Sure.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: I'm glad the world doesn't know how gay (but hot) we are.
Pete: I know.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
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A singer songwriter (Libertines, Babyshambles)
with a face like a camels arse!
Great lyrics, dynamic band. But his drug addiction has caused him to go from a good looking young talent to a scabby, greasy faced, parody of himself. He is going nowhere fast and the sooner he grows up and realises that he could make so much more of himself the better. He is still playing in the dirt and that is a man with a son that needs a father to look up to, not a fat scabby faced loser with black teeth thats still found puking up in the gutter.
I used to admire Pete Doherty but that was when there was still some hope he took his role as a father seriously enough and took his role as a musical genious seriously enough - but all he does take seriously is when he cant score drugs!
Oh Dear look, its pete doherty throwing up. Tut tut tut, at his age, he should really be thinking about what sort of legacy he's going to be leaving his family. I wonder if his will be the red lining or the white lining on that coffin?
Grow up Pete!
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When you take a huge shit in a public restroom and don't flush.
Roy: Dude! What the hell is that thing!
Clyde: Oh, thats my sneaky pete from a month ago....
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Is the fiancee to miss Queen Ariana Grande, the sad thing is that he is SHIT and nobody likes him because it's so hard to apologize about something very serious.
''Dude apologize to her'' ''Man nah It's not my job to apologize'' ''Why do you gotta be Pete Davidson''
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