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A man who harasses women in an attempt to get sex. Simps are known to act pathetic and pretend to respect women. They do not, in fact, respect women at all and are misogynistic incels in disguise.
“This simp is in my dms again. He’s been begging to send me dick pics for a week! Why can’t simps take no for an answer?”
I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
My friend is a simp, he turned down oxford for a girl. HAHHAHHAHA
It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit
Oh that guy has a crush on a girl? THAT DOESENT MEAN HE’S A FUCKIN SIMP
A guy or girl who ditches the lads or lasses for the hoes ( male or female)
That guy James he’s such a simp
A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Michael Inman
Guy 1: Dude Inman keeps ditching me to hang out with females or legos i never talk to him anymore
Guy 2: I know niggas really be simpin alot of times
a person who respects people but boys with toxic masculinity calls him a simp bc no girls wants them
straight white boy: he's such a simp
person with education: no, he just respects women. we get it' u hate women but want a gf, u should try respecting them and maybe girls would start to like u<3
A virgin who would do anything to have the recognition of a female even if it means leaving his mates behind and backstabbing his friends. In most cases he will be considered as a slave by his partner and won’t do anything about it.
1: Aye bruh look at this cunt Eloi tryna get some pussy
2: This pussy a simp, he’ll never get it, he’s probably into CBT too.