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Look over there at that nagger status pro gettin' all them hoes.
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When 2 or more people use their facebook status updates and status comments to chat, instead of using facebook instant messages, MSN, or any other form of instant messaging.
Jim: Is wondering when the party is
Jack comment : 9:30 man, see you there
Jim Comment: Oh sweet, didnt know you were going
Jack Comment: Yeah i wasnt till just now
Jim Comment. Cool. Its been a while man, how are you?
Jack Comment: Good, but lets use MSN, we dont want this to turn into a status chat.
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in this sex positon you will grab ones Penial region and firmly wave it in the wait while holding a ipad and filming it. You may also find yourself to scream freedom during this.
" So how was your date?" Jen asked "It was great we tried out this sex po called statue of liberty and..." "please stop"
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When you're blowing a guy and he also wants to be choked.
"Yo can you believe Tyrone wanted me to take him to the Statue of Liberty!?"
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Putting the same status on all your social networks. This is usually done by people who crave attention.
Facebook: Some chic blew my horn
MySpace: Some chic blew my horn
Twitter: Some chic blew my horn
Tom: Didn't you just post that on Facebook and MySpace?
Jack: Yes, I'm doing a status import
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When someone makes a facebook status in response to another persons facebook status, usually in an aggressive manner. Often no ones name is used in the status, but because of a mutually know situation they do not have to use names.
Person A Status: "So-and-so is a cheap a-hole who doesn't think of anyone but himself, that necklace was practically a cracker jack prize!"
Person B Counter Status: "You've shown your true colors. It wasn't cheap when I bought it for you bitch."
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The description of a person that everyone else knows them by which makes them easily identifiable. Usually consisting of a name and a small specific detail that relates to that person.
Who was just on the phone with you?
Karen with the tits<--Master Status
Which toolbag are you talking about?
Gary from Dove Creek<--Master Status
Where should i get a sack?
Skater Mike<--Master Status
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