Split-tail

Refers to the female genitalia. As when the old guy goes to the doctor and his B/P is up and he blames it on the pretty “split-tails” in the office. Vulgar term.

“Doc, my pressure’s high because of all these pretty split-tails you got running around in this office.” (Actual quote) smh.

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caught a tail

when you are screwing a chick in the ass and you hit the tip of a turd.

I was screwing this broad in the ass and I caught a tail.

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tail hook

Jet with hook used on short runways (aircraft carrier )

COD: tail hook down or wave off! Navy wave comes in nite call duty sir!. can do sir!
COD: Keep the birds in the air this will only take 10 mim.

COD = Chief of flight Deck

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male tail

The male version of a whale tail. When a man's thong underware is hiked up so high, his pants are so low, or a combination of both, that you can see what resembles the sea creature's tail.

Dorothy: What is THAT!?!?
Joe: Ah, yeah that's just a male tail. They're all over the place here.
Dorothy: Oh, how fun. Look! That one is neon green!

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White Tail

The strand of semen that drips from a girls anus after anal sex.

Brandon: Did you end up having butt sex with Emily?

Garrett: Yeah. It was surprisingly clean. But she got the biggest White Tail I've ever seen.

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Beaver Tail

The act of 'tucking' ones genitals behind their legs and ironing the protruding shaft until black and tail like

Niddlebert: Jesus, why did you beaver tail yourself?
Fiddleshwert: I needed to build a dam for monsoon season

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Fuck Tail

When fucking in a very rigorous and sexy way and sex fluid flies onto the wall leaving behind a fuck tail.

"Dude, I had this room last year" "Turn on that black light I bet you see my fuck tail right here"

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