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When you cruise around in a car and yell obscenities at strangers walking down the street. You know you have given a successful car bastard when your victim stutters or gives a dumbfounded look
All summer long, we go out car bastarding almost every night.
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Noun. Singular.
Synonym: Sick Fuck
Definition: A person whose sense of humor is leaps and bounds more rude and crude than that of the people with whom they associate.
"My WASband wanted to give me a Cleveland Steamer after eating hard boiled eggs and beer. That sick bastard."
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One who displays a level of stealth unlike any other
Because of their consistent display of stealthiness everyday, Ellie and Linsday are considered the premiere Stealthy Bastards.
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A Nosey Bastard is far nosey-er than just your regular Bastard. A Nosey Bastard can typically be found asking what kind of psycotherapologist you will be seeing this weekend, attempting to figure out your relationship status, and trying to comprehend non-binary people. They just need to know everything about everything, and no longer get invited to Thanksgiving dinner.
*They are typically old and may remind you of a certain Boomer.
**Not to be confused with Nastard (Nasty Bastard).
Nosey Bastard> ArE yOu A gIrL oR a GuY???? I cAn'T tElL BeCaUsE oF yOuR sIsSy HaIrCuT!!!!!
Non-binary person> I'm a human. What does it matter anyway?
Nosey Bastard> nO, bUt WhAt Do YoU hAvE iN yOuR pAnTs?????
Non-binary person> Oi, don't be such a bloody Nosey Bastard.
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The following article has been formatted to be readable by all whom this term applies to, with links to definitions conveniently placed for easy access to those hard-to-understand long words.
A term comprised of the English words illiterate(not able to read or write) and bastard(one not knowing their biological father). It started circulation when literate people referred to those unable to read or write properly in a derrogatory way.
People whom this term refers to can be easily identified in the way they speak, write, read, and type. Symtoms include lack of capitalization in writing or typing, constant abbreviations of words like "you" and "people" in writing or typing, inability to convey coherent thought in any form of writing or speaking, inability to read with a steady flow, inability to discern the difference between misspelled or similar words, and the list goes on and on.
Many of these people "hang out" on the internet, where they are immediately recognizable by the way they type, such as shortening of small words, malusage of the shift key, and constant usage of incoherent terms not recognized nationally as part of the English language.
An estimated 75% of all Americans are said to not be able to properly define what grammar is. In this author's opnion, it is sad that so many people cannot even properly use their own adopted dialect.
Many times you will see bastards using terms such as "ppl," "u," or "omFg!!1111111111111" on the internet.
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A supposed human who is actually lower that a human being, but to make things worse, is able to pretend to be a human being. Someone who'd likely steal from his own brothers and suck up to his in-laws
That Rat Bastard PW sucks his stupid mother-in-laws ass while never visiting his own momma
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Illegitimate offspring of a couple who also happens to be gay.
His parents were never married and he turned out to be a homosexual...gay bastard!
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