Mac Pro

A 12,000 dollars cheese grill, And it runs ShitOS

Person 1: Hey, I have the new Mac Pro and I think that it looks better than your windows computer.
Person 2: Alright, Let's compare.
Person 1: I just realized that I wasted 13k dollars on a useless piece of metal, But at least the 999$ stand can hold up my screen!

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pro-family

adj. Describes a person or organization that wants to imprison and/or discriminate against anyone who doesn't share their religious beliefs.

Pro-family groups: Focus On the Family, Family Research Council, The Taliban.

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Crapbook Pro

Slang for a defective Apple Macbook Pro. Typical Crapbook Pros might produce excessive amounts of heat, have troubles with wireless networking, emit strange sounds, or exhibit other behaviour found to be unacceptable for an overpriced $2000+ piece of computer equipment.

"You'd better take your Crapbook Pro back to the Crapple Store and get it fixed before it burns your nads again."

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Pro-rape

The belief that rape, or the cause of pregnancy, is inconsequential when considering a woman's reproductive rights.

Rick Santorum has pro-rape views on abortion.

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pro-ana

pro-anorexia
internet based, pro-ana sites are all over the net.

on many pro-ana sites you'll find models, and celebrities like nicole richie and keira knightley

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Pro-abortion

In favor of abortion access free from restrictions (such as limits on how late in a pregnancy an abortion may be obtained). All people who are pro-abortion are also pro-choice, as abortion is one of those available choices; but not all pro-choice people are pro-abortion, because some who are pro-choice are in favor of limits on abortion freedoms (such as requiring patient "counseling" and a waiting period before the abortion can be obtained).

I am strongly pro-abortion because it is unethical to require a person remain pregnant against their will; no one has the right to force another person to become a parent involuntarily-- that is literal slavery.

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semi pro

another name for a semi erection

person 1: dude my semi pro wants a ho
person 2: i dont care

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