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A common French phraze that when tranzlated into english literally means that one would like "To brush ones back hair vigerously with a medium to lage sized comb."
Bonne Fete a toi babe.
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Party at which all participants, both male and female, wear tennis attire. When ever two sets of eyes meet at such a party, each person then proceed in showing, or flashing the other their private parts.
I love a good Tennis Boys and Tennis Toys Party. Those parties are so awesome. I love seeing me some titties!
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A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.
"Fuck Petey"
"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."
*giggling*
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When the autistic kid in your class is playing with his fingers and not paying attention to the computing teacher, "Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"
"Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"
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1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
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“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
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Also know as a sex toy an object you play with in the bed room aka dildo or pocket pussy
I’m about to go ply with my bedroom toy
A misspelled version of a Japanese car manufacturer Toyota.
Me: Mom, can we have toy Yoda at home?
Mom: No, we have toy Yoda at home.
Toy Yoda at home: