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Someone who's being more than just a wanker, someone who pushes beyond being a twat and finally reaches the highest grade. An A-class Wanker.
You see that? That's what we call an A-class wanker
Australian slang
Fucking ugly or fat girls because you dont want to have a wank
How did you end up fucking that pig last night Bruce.
Well you know me mate I'm just a lazy wanker.
A person or loser constantly sharing inspirational quotes on social media usually threatening in some way and emblazoned on a picture of a fictional sociopath. Typically Tommy Shelby of Peaky Blinders.
"Jerry's wife left him again, look for our Facebook feed to be filled with Peaky Wanker memes..."
A wrinkley short fat dick that looks like a mini pickle.
Bro you have dilly wanker!
Someone that is irritatingly cheerful at ungodly hours in the morning. Loves the morning so much that it seems they must "wank off" to being awake this early. Can sometimes be condescending about how much they got done while you were asleep.
John: "Hi there, Linda! I got up at 5 this morning to watch the sun rise! I'm so excited to start my day!"
Linda: "That's great you morning wanker."
Someone who is both a twat and a wanker
Fuck off you twatted wanker!
An extremely opinionated, rabidly dogmatic, excessively partisan individual to the extreme right of the political spectrum.
Only an extreme Right Wanker would advocate privatizing Social Security.