car wash

another word used to describe a blow job which is the act of having sex with the mouth look also in oral sex

"dude i was at my girlfriends house and she gave me a car wash, she washed the most important car of all"

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Wash Poppin'

Wash poppin' (verb) meaning: sucking a dick.

(Think: saliva + motion of the head = wash poppin')

Example: All dem hoes be wash poppin' for them g's.

OR
Why don't you get down and get wash poppin' on my duck before I fuck you.

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Hand washing

a chinese term for sticking a finger inside a girl's vagina

guy 1: why does your middle finger smell wierd?

guy 2: because i just got done hand washing jesse.

guy 1: sweet!

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Gob-Wash

The act of drinking from a vessel but returning some or all of the liquid back into the vessel.

"HEY! don't Gob Wash it you filthy chav, how can we have some NOW."

"When you go up for communion, make sure that ***** is behind you, I reckon he Gob-Washes the chalice."

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pug wash

When you shower and then realize you have to poo, it's the quick second shower you take to clean off the poo.

Dude, right after I showered, I had to poo-- so then I did a little pug wash afterwards.

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Poo wash

When a poo hits the water to at such an angle that the water splash back cleans your pooy anus and surrounding gooch. Cleaning so you don't have to.

"Angus D, I just did the most efficient process known to man!"

"Enlightenment?"

"No, a poo wash"

"You lucky fucking cunt"

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The Car Wash

Post sex maneuver deriving from missionary position, where the male crawls forward and drags his flaccid and semi-moist penis up and over the females face slowly, and continues until it falls off the forehead toward the latter region of the head. A reverse after completion is preferred but optional.

After some creamy, grizzled sex, Raptor wanted to change the song on Itunes. While reaching for his computer, he crawled over Zumacrume, accidentally giving her 'the car wash'.

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