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when you get a semi or a full on boner at the wrong time
AWKWARD BONER SITUATION (ABS) Example:-
Theme: A Couple sat on a bench
Person1 says: hey let's go for a walk
Person2 says: Oh crap, hold up
Person1 says: whats up?
Person2 says: My ABS just kicked in
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LMAO you just got rickrolled.
Guy 1: Found this cool video: youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab
Guy 2: Fuck
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A term used to refer to the victims within the US public school system who have witnessed the level of BS approach positive infinity as their will to live approaches zero (there is a hole where their soul used to be before enrolling in the class).
Lui: Yo kale what class are you in
Kale: I have Period 1 AP Calculus AB
Lui: My condolences
It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.
* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
Wazula: Why aren't you playing halo are you building Abe Lincoln's log cabin.
Ace8904: Yes
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A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.
Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha
Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further
Mark: Chode Lips!
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engaging in a bit of the old in-out in-out.
"Baby, when I see you, I want to tap Abe Lincoln on the forehead."
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Boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend why did you sent me your abs
Boyfriend it's November 18 baby
November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs day boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend shook :') thank me later
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