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jenner-identity disorder

Formerly termed gender-identity disorder before the Bruce-to-Caitlyn transition.

This man has jenner-identity disorder; he feels like a woman trapped in a man's body.

by Wizard-of-Odds November 28, 2015


Multiple profile disorder

When a person has multiple online profiles, and at a certain point starts confusing them. For example, mixing up usernames and passwords for all the various accounts you have, or forgetting what piece of content, or witty remark, you have posted where. Someone who suffers from multiple profile disorder will mutter and swear at themselves while staring blankly at a log in screen, desperately trying to remember what they're doing at this specific web site.

Joe can't log into his Simple account. He suffers from multiple profile disorder and forget his username and password.

by Rhino Von Steiner November 13, 2013


Audio Processing Disorder

Its basically pretty hard to understand what people are saying

Hey
Im good thanks
I said hey..
Sorry i have Audio Processing Disorder i can mishear stuff easily

by vbzy20 November 17, 2018


Terminal poop disorder

It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.

Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"

by mellamoluke March 16, 2016


Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession

I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.

by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016


Hispanic Personality Disorder

Hispanic personality disorder is a mental health problem in which the individual affected may start preparing tacos and fajitas in a lasting trance that can extend for up to 24 hours. In more severe cases of the disorder, trances can last up to 3 days. In the severe cases, enchiladas may be prepared, this is when the disorder is at its worst.

"Where did all these tacos come from?"
"Oh God I'm sorry, it's Julia, she has Hispanic personality disorder"

by Consuela De Maria December 3, 2016


Sceeb Cell Disorder

Often fatal disease, when the heart pumps nicotine and it’s transported to the brain

The sceeb cell disorder has killed millions of niglets

by Dr. Gaughn September 26, 2018