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The irrational rage caused by someone ordering the same dish as you while at a restaurant.
1: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken.
2: Hmm. I think I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: What?
2: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: You can't have that.
2: Why not?
1: Because I'm having that. Pick something else.
2: I can't have the same thing as you?
1: No. No you can't. Pick something else. Now.
2: Jesus, looks like someone's got a case of double dish disorder...
(1 stabs 2 in the eye with a chopstick)
A voice in your head that makes you feel depressed, though you can mute it but you don’t really want to
John has Depressed Thought Disorder , so we should help him
When all the perceptions in your mind are fecal oriented.
My shrink says that too much Urban Dictionary caused my Alabama Reality Disorder.
The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc
I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder
An international online psych ward for the worlds most truly fucked up and cringy people.
Where did bob go?
Oh he’s involved in drama in Psych Disorder Haven right now
When your wrestling partner picks you up in the hallway for missing practice
A mental disorder where one wants to act hood and play with guns when they grew up in a nice and peaceful surburban area with their mom and dad. (OBD)
Basketball players Ja Morant and Mikey Williams have Obssesive Blick Disorder.