eilidh has jaundice

the best friend group to ever exist.

i love you guys.

Random dude: Yo those people seem pretty close
Random dude's friend: That's an Eilidh Has Jaundice group if I've ever seen it

Beach has a deck

When a girl low key isn't a girl.

Another way of saying that bitch has a dick.

"Yo Jeanne is fine af" "Haha man that beach has a deck if you know what I'm saying" "bro how you know?" "what pshhhh I don't"

the crab has juice.

To be fashionable or stylish, to be full of swag; impressively smart-dressed. Most commonly used when someone has new garments or shows up dressing formal.

Look at this man's jacket: the crab has juice.

Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

Ke$ha-skanky

One who is, or appears to be dirty, drunken, slimy, and or slutty, and possibly brushes their teeth with a bottle of Jack on a daily basis.

OMG Pamela, that slutty hoe dancing all up on your boyfriend is so Ke$ha-skanky.

I has a bucket

The best site on the internet ever.
It contains someone stealing a poor animal's bucket.

one day he'll get it back, one day...

animal: I has a bucket.
person: grabs bucket
literally every single living being in existence: NOOOOOOO THEY BE STEALING MY BUCKET

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Brew-Ha-Warrior

A title obtained by accomplishing incredible feats in the quest for more beer.

Holy shit, did you just see the Brew-Ha-Warrior pound out those Keystones then destroy a mailbox?