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Any member of the opposite (or same) sex that is so physically attractive that you would literally eat the corn out of her (or his) shit. Usually used by men to describe very attractive women, but it can be used by either gender to describe anyone who is extremely attractive.
"Damn.. did you see that girl? She was SO BEAUTIFUL!'
"Oh yea, she's CORN HOT!"
When you are eating out the old lady and the dog starts eating your ass
Oh man last night I was eating out the old lady and the dog started giving me a hot boil!
The act of 3 people riding one tandem bicycle, as the front person steers, while the back two engage in sexual intercourse.
Jen was intrigued when her fiancé suggested they try a Hot Redondo while bicycling along the beach.
A cheap packaged cookie (typically Famous Amos) dunked in hot water rather than milk.
“What the hell are you doing to that poor cookie?”
“You’ve never had a Hot Amos? They counteract the cookies’ dryness and gives them that perfect fresh-baked warmth!”
“You belong in prison.”
Roblox girlfriend thats really hot
Yo, you saw that Hot Roby on the new roblox game?
A term used to describe when an object reaches a temperature in excess of what would normally be considered 'hot'.
Mr. Spanners addressed the classroom. "Listen up, students, this is an important physics lesson. A cup of tea is hot. An oven is really hot. The lava currently melting through the roof is bastard hot."
"Don't touch! It's bastard hot!”, Jeff the blacksmith shouted across the workshop as Alice stared hypnotically at the glowing orange lump of metal, fresh from the brazing hearth. These warnings fell on deaf ears, as Alice's poor judgement and dull intellect instructed her to pick up the metal piece, promptly rewarding her for this action with second-degree burns.
"But, Dr. McVillainous, the lair's tar pits only need to be hot enough to dispose of pesky superheroes and former employees. Raising the temperature to bastard hot will not provide any advantage and will only raise our fuel bills....", the nervous advisor quivered as he delivered his report.
Dr. McVillainous raised his hand and slapped his subordinate hard across the face. "I want to strike fear into the hearts of men! Nothing short of bastard hot will do!"
( verb)
1 • A Michael Rosen meme.
Hot Food
So we sit down to eat, and the potato is a bit hot, so I only put a little bit on my fork and I blow, -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my brother, he’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my mom, she’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. BUT MY DAD, my dad, what does he do? He stuffs a great big chunk of potato into his mouth, and then that really does it. His eyes pop out! He flaps his hand! He blows, he puffs, he yells, he bobs his head up and down! He spits bits of potato all over his plate and he turns to us and he goes, “Watch out, everybody, the potato is really hot!” -blank stare-