And that can only be fair play to ya!

another way of saying "well done" or "fair play to ya" except funnier. A preferred term among Football managers.

“Andy Reid, you have lost eight kilos and worked extremely hard and that can only be fair play to ya!"

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shootin a fair one from the shoulders

fighting toe to toe without help from friends and/or weapons

i bet if we shoot the fair ones from the shoulders i'll beat that ass

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Fair Banks fire truck

A Fair Banks firetruck is when the a guy fucks a girl soooooooooooooo hard his dick turns beat red like a firetruck and steams.

omg i did her soo hard i had a fair banks fire truck

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Dip Your Fair Share

(verb) to take a dip of snuff from a can of grollie bear.

Sadlick: Hey Fultz, DIP YOUR FAIR SHARE!
Fultz: AHHH GOODIN!

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Fantasy Football Fair Trade Rule

There are two elements which comprise the "Fantasy Football Fair Trade Rule"

When we look at a trade, we should (1) assess whether both teams benefit from the trade and we should (2) assess whether the trade is so unfair that it unfairly compromises the integrity of the league.

We need not look to element #2 if the trade does not satisfy element #1.

Explanation of Element #1.

Simply consider, do both teams benefit from the trade. Note: Element #1 does not contemplate whether one team has benefited more than another.

In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade (perks of being commissioner).

We need not look to Element #2 if the trade terms do not satisfy Element #1. If Element #1 is not satisfied, the trade is vetoed.

Explanation of Element #2:

A trade may unequally favor one trading party over the other (often this is the case), however, a trade MAY NOT unfairly prejudice the integrity of the league.

We look at whether the trade would - if executed - cause an unfair advantage to either of the parties involved in the trade.

In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade.

If Element #2 is not met, the trade is vetoed.

If Element #2 is met, and all parties have voted, then the trade is processed.

FANTASY FOOTBALL FAIR TRADE RULE ELEMENTS:

To Satisfy Element #1.

HYPOS:

1. Team X & Team Z trade. Both teams are made better. Element #1 is satisfied.

2. Team X & Team Z trade. X is made better but Z remains the same. Element#1 is not satisfied.

3. Team X & Team Z trade. Both are made worse. Element #1 is not satisfied.

To Satisfy Element #2:

HYPOS:

1. Team X & Team Z both improve their teams via trade. Team X receives slightly better value than Z. Element #2 is likely satisfied (subject to vote).

2. Same facts, but Team X receives much better value than Z. Element #2 is likely not met (subject to vote).

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Faire du tres tres sale

C'est quand tu produits du lourd

"Faire du tres tres sale mamène tu le c c'est une manièr de vivr"

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State Fair SUV Hot Box on a Stick

When you fart inside a display SUV at the MN State Fair and close all the doors on random people sitting in it.

Damn honey, I would have bought this SUV but it smells like some State Fair SUV Hot Box on a Sticked it.