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clydesdale fart

Fart stink so bad it would melt lipstick off of a pig. If you were holding a candle, and one of these went off next to you, you would end up looking like a Cherynobyl victim.

Her Clydesdale fart nearly made all my bread spoil.

by killa beana April 26, 2014

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atomic fart

A fart with fallout. More than a wet fart. Usually unintended. Begins as gas, but finishes with value added.

His attempt to subtly, quietly relieve his gas pressure ended terribly in a loud atomic fart.

by MTSpacey February 16, 2007

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Fart Horn

The sound emits when the ass has created a complete seal with the toilet seat and a fart is produced, vibrating through the toilet and makes a distinguished low-pitched sound, audible through walls and floors.

Planted comfortably in a stall in a restroom, Jim heard what could be non-other than a fart horn sounding from the stall two stalls down from him.

by cujo676 March 6, 2013


gummy farts

Slang for what is often booming and extended flatulence precipitated by consuming fiber gummies.

It’s an obvious gummy farts production, an undeniable symphony composed by my nightly healthy habit of supplementing my fiber intake with enough fiber gummies to create all of this classical gas.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019


no fart zone

An area that is specifically demarcated to prevent flatulent behavior in a small, closed area, usually backed up by an obscene fine to prevent it.

A no fart zone is set up to totally criminalize farting whereas in the past, passing gas was merely considered socially rude!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2020


atom fart

Flatulence that is known to instantly clear the room. The smell of this fart will instantly burn your nose hairs and fry your brain cells. Fragrance very similar to a dead horse covered in flies or a Sulfur mine. Rotten eggs smell better than an atom fart, although they are somewhat comparable. Also known as an "Adam Fart".

Is that a dead rhino I smell? No man, that was just an atom fart.

The dude on the train ripped an atom fart that smells like a dead hooker covered in puke!

When Nicholas ripped that atom fart, it smelt like somebody was cooking 3 year old eggs with sulfur instead of salt.

by jumpin jabronie October 4, 2013


fart stalker

A term for a person who compulsively seeks a specific person’s flatulence, usually someone whom they wish to own or control.

That guy is a convicted fart stalker, all of his exes have had to endure his disgusting and uncontrollable habit.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019