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A box, drawer, safe, satchel, etc. where somebody's sex items (such as toys, condoms, dirty tissues/toilet paper, and/or lubricants are kept)
The young boy's curious venture turned to one of horror and shock when he discovered his parents' secret drawer in their closet. It took all the effort in the world to keep from throwing up at the sight of the various vibrators, dildos, and lube bottles.
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When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep
Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret
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Secret only told to other men.
She's not allowed to know, it's a man secret.
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Those two girls that do everything with each other, everyone knows they're gonna get married
i.e Sarah and Laken
I swear they're secret lesbians
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When a weird person doesn't mind the fact that he/she picks their nose in front of everyone, but they only expect a small dry booger to come out. This is untrue, when in fact there is a long slimy booger attached to that dry one that just seems to never end and keeps on coming out until the person does a quick flinging motion that hits anyone within a 10 foot radius.
"We were sitting by the water cooler and Tod had a secret boog...landed right in my water. Never again.."
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When you're fucking a girl in the Vajaja doggystyle, and you just so happen to take a piss and hold on for dear life.
Dude, I was fucking my girl doggystyle and I gave her the Secret Fountain... Let's just say she's got a urinary tract infection....Woops!!!!!
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A blog or online journal (e.g. Xanga, MySpace...etc) that is kept without the knowledge of one's friends or family; many times the information is untrue to glorify one's life
Today on my secret blog, I'll be a lawyer.
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