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When you're in a huge bathroom, and you fart, and the fart echoes.
Rachel: I heard Frank make a boom fart in the restroom last night.
A fart that is so loud it sounds like someone's ass exploded.
Janie ate some hot sauce that caused her gas, so she could let out some bustass farts.
A MOTHERFUCKING SHITFACE OF A PERSON
mARK WAS SUCH TURJEY FART
Being Fart Pilled is basically a middle ground between Blue Pilled and Red Pilled political wise. Meaning not right wing not left wing but middle ground
Guy 1: Hey are you based and red pilled?
Guy2: Na I don’t like either Party I’m based and fart pilled
When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
When your fart is so wet and juicy it qualifies as a lardy fart.
Just hit a lardy fart with how juicy it was
This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off