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when you walk into a new friends room, and smell what smells like. your not sure if its a bad smell or not but it probably smells like horses and failed acting careers.
Carl: so what do you think of my room?
you: i don't know, it kinda smells like sarah jessica parker in here.
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to act as if one is better than everybody else
Why do you always act like your shit dosen't stink?
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to be talking absolute ballacks (see ballacks)
Jon: "Yeah man, I'm 11 inches... AROUND"
Laura: "Like shit out of a cat's mouth, mate"
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Would you like a X in your arsehole? is a very small internet meme started by YouTuber Steven Thornalley (steviet7)
The video was a give-away for an un-wanted code for dagger weapons in the 2009 video game The Saboteur, where he said "Would you like a pair of daggers in your arsenal?"
After which, he replayed the clip, but slowed it down, with the word 'arsenal' sounding like 'arsehole' (as he brought up in an annotation)
This lead to the very unknown meme 'Would you like a X in your arsehole?'
It is also usually said during giveaways by steviet7.
Person 1: Hey, I'm doing a giveaway!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Oh, these controllers
Person 3: Would you like a X in your arsehole?
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Tiktok trend where men get offended when you tell them “you look like you can’t swim” because they don’t like being told they can’t do something.
“You look like you can’t swim”
Why the fuck would you say that
That’s so fucking rude of course I can swim
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No. Get the fuck out of here if you think that. If you say that, you will be struck by an arrow that says, FUCK OFF and you get smited to hell in under a second. Dont ever question it.
Bruce: Wait does my crush like me??
Jenna: HEY LUCIFER! GO FUCKING SHOOT THIS FUCKTARD WITH THE ARROW
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I like you because you'll let me have bang you
Similar:
lie
As Jimmy pulled his pants down, he said to his chained grandma, "I like you for who you are"
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