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A dirt like substance found above a human buttcrack as a result of wiping too high and not cleaning it
Wife: what’s that stuff on your buttcrack?
Husband: It’s fromova cheese
A delicious pot of macaroni and cheese but you mix in 6 kilos of crack. Perfect for family gatherings and partying!
Jim: hey al, this funerals getting kinda mid, when can I get a bowl of that special Crackaroni & Cheese?
Al: we didn't even give the eulogy yet and wtf are you even talking about?
Someone who sticks their dick in grilled cheese.
Person 1: I did not stick my dick in a grilled cheese sandwich.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Grilled Cheese Fucker.
A Wisconsin tradition. When confronted with a problem or a question, such as "How are you going to handle this?" or "What do you feel like doing tonight", instead of coming up with a plan you choose to forgo all thought and experience and simply go balls to the wall.
As with most Wisconsin traditions, whipping it at the cheese usually involves copious amounts of alcohol.
Bad Larry: I've got the next few days off and we gotta do something or I'll lose my goddamn mind.
Mr. Moist: What did you have in mind?
Bad Larry: I don't have a clue. Figured we'd just whip it at the cheese.
When something as slow as cheese.
"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
Jenasis F
You smell like straight dick cheese
What someone’s room looks like, messy, unorganized
Chris: Darren your room looks like Chuck E. Cheese