murally challenged

To be without a wall to surround one's property in part or in whole by reason of act of God, accident or act of reckless folly.

"Gunter! I see Herr Muffin has become murally challenged!"

"It will be the drink again I expect. Drink and tractors do not make good bed fellows Hans. Always I have said this!"

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pantry challenge

when you're long overdue for a grocery run, the challenge of making a meal out of few choices left in the pantry

A: What did you eat last night?
B: I had a pantry challenge. Creamed corn and two slices of American cheese.

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Challenge Coin

A Challenge Coin is a quarter-size bronze disc that one cadet can give to another cadet. If a cadet gets one, he must do whatever the other cadet challenges him to do.

Matt gave me a fucking Challenge Coin -- I have to give a blowjob to any other cadet in my graduating class who wants one, but I have to ASK if they want me to suck their dick!

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Challenge Day

Challenge Day is a commercialized movement made popular by Oprah Winfrey where groups of over 100 people fork over thousands of dollars to be led in large scale touchy- feely group exercises and group therapy. A one day event, Challenge Day uses manipulative tools such as sad music and imagining one's death to get people to participate in the activities. Many consider Challenge Day to be a cult, citing that participants are not allowed to discuss Challenge Day activities with those tho did not participate, the use of hand symbols, cryptic messages, and people's absolute faith in the so called cause. Many also cite the idea that Challenge Day can be detrimental to a person's health and well being in that it attacks a person's emotions in the form of large scale group therapy, but does not offer any sort of follow-up with the participants.

Guy 1 "yeah, i say a sign to switch my thumbs and to drop my waterline"
Guy 2 "Don't worry about it- it's just some Challenge Day crap"

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horizontally challenged

The inability to get laid.

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.

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directionally challenged

A downright fangirl obsession with the band One Direction to the point of seriously pissing off everyone around you.

Girl 1: Taneesha is being so annoying! She is fangirling over One Direction and won't talk to me because she just wants to listen to their "hot sexy voices" !!!!!

Girl 2: I know. She is so directionally challenged.

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electronically challenged

When you don't know how to use the latest technology, and you just mess things up even worse when you try.

Denny "how do I get this tv thing to play the movie ? I put the cd in it."

Jeff " Man, I swear your electronically challenged!"

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