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telling someone you think they should leave without pause and dont let the door hit them in the ass on their way out
my ex start a big argument with me i told her dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out
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The fixed version of what you would type if you want to see urban dictionary have a crisis. It used to be “get the fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug” (search that up in urban dictionary), but then there would be an extra mug at the end of a sentence. I am taking this too seriously, so let me just excuse myself and die.
Person 1: hey let me search “fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking” up so I can get a kick out of urban dictionary having a crisis.
*after searching this up urban dictionary comes through the screen with a mug and a gun
Person 1: shit *dies*
What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.
Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.
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The meaning of this is simple. This means "dont walk on the grass." Failing to obey this, you will be slapped by a sock...
Man 1: Walks on grass.
Man 2: D d d d d - dont de dar babby!!!
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#EndUrbanDictionaryMugCrisis
Person 1: get a fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug for you uncle barry
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick
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a girl that thinks shes all that, and drags her boyfriend around and treats him badly
Julie: omgggggg did you see that girl
sammy: yeahh shes one of those girls who think her crap dont stink.
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I aint never seen two pretty bestfriends....
one of em always gotta be ugly...
Dont Call me Handsome If you wont give me some of that BADONKADONK........
dont give him the badonkadonk
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