The Lazy Wiener

When two ladies scissor with a man's penis in between their vaginas.

"So how'd the three-some go?"

"Oh, great. They gave the Lazy Wiener."

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lazy applesaucer

someone using their fork from dinner to eat applesauce because they're too lazy to get a spoon

man 1: hey want some applesauce?

man2: yeah sure

man1: need a spoon?

man2: nah im good, imma lazy applesaucer it.

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Lazy Fucker

A Lazy Fucker, is a person (typically a male) having sexual intercourse very slowly/lazily.

"He was a Lazy Fucker last night! He didn't even try to fuck me hard!"

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who lazy

1. Adj. A very lazy person is said to be "who lazy".
2. Adj. A term of endearment, often referred to as "who cool", or "who funny", but mainly just "who lazy".
From a typing error in the famous "quick brown fox" phrase.

1. "you are who lazy"
2. "did you see that girl? She was whoo laazy!"

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Lazy Sunday

A sex game where you put your dick into a girl's vagina, ass or mouth and just let it sit there without moving. Cumming is optional, of course. This is most effective on a Sunday.

I love Lazy Sundays.

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Lazy Mexcian

Similer to the Avalanche, insted off puching the partner down a flight off stairs after ejaculation in there hair. you sit down take a nap then throw her down a flight of stairs.

i payed the cheap hooker with a Lazy Mexcian.

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latex lazy

Being too lazy to wear a condom when having sex with a woman.

" Hey dude, jessica's pregnant and now we're expecting a kid all because i was latex lazy."

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