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The man from Mars is the best person you'll ever know. He's open minded he can solve all your problems and you'll feel comfortable just talking to him and telling him about your problems. And he's also funny, you won't stop laughing at his jokes and his sympathetic sense of humor. He is just amazing and handsome. You are mothefucker lucky if you are dating the man from Mars.
If you know "The man from Mars" then you know that he's your most kind heart and lovely soul friend. Let him fly you to the Mars!
When the planet Mars appears to rotating backwards against the solar orbit. This causes younger males to act in an irrational and perculia way.
They will come prone to insomnia and cancelling plans at a moments notice, which is, often a better option than the standard symptoms of ghosting. (See also fuckboy)
While being a menace to society and possibly responsible for 72-81% of the current gene pool, a Mars in Retrograde is often considered kind hearted, to the point of underdeveloped and puppy like.
Julia: How was your your date last night?
Victoria: it was ok, he has plenty of room for improvement but deffo a Mars in Retrograde!
a puerto rican girl who’s often quiet but secretly super cool. everyone wants to be her friend but u need to get into her bubble first. she’s a bit of a tiny person so be careful not to lose her at parties. if you do accidentally lose her, set out a bowl of rice and beans and she will show up. she’s a cutie with a magnetic vibe. keep her close.
oh damn is that “ andrea del mar de jesus romero” pls take a pic of me next to her, i want people to think i’m cool
The scandal about stolen top secret documents hidden at Mar-a-Lago.
"In the latest chapter of Mar-a-Lagate, President Trump is now claiming that the pictures taken of the recovered secret documents are fake".
person 1: important they are the best friend group who could hate them?
Person 2: me
Person 3: okay
ghost,mar,and taylor are so cool
Farting into the vagina of an unexpecting wide open legged slut.
Eg. you are sending that rover into mars .. unexpected uncharted territory . They are crazy and you'll never know what to expect so send that rover out boys..
Had this chick over the other night laying down with legs wide open naked , she was looking at something in depth on my nightstand I backed up and pressed my asshole to her Pussy and sent the Mars rover out.
Baby Mars is an adorable and crazy baby boy. His real name is Marwan but only responds to Dodo and Mars. He’s a hyper baby that likes to dance and clap. Also, is too lazy to hold his own bottle. Enjoys independent eating and his favourite toy ever is Mickey Mouse. One of Baby Mars’ first words were MICKEEY to show his love for the mouse.
Who’s that baby that’s dancing?
That’s Baby Mars