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When an individual is giving oral sex to a female (giver) and the receiver then tightly squeezes the givers head with her thighs. Thus, blocking the givers hearing as if they have "leg muffs" on.
Receiver : Wanna put the leg muffs on?
Five mins later.."OMG YES!! MORE MORE MORE"
Giver: (Hears nothing but muscles tensing in the legs)
An icecream cone with shit and jizz in it, then shoved in a girls pussy, just being able to eat the shit and jizz out of the icecream cone...First, you would get an icecream cone, then have you or your partner (which ever you would prefer)to shit in it. Then have the guy jizz on top of the shit.After this you would shove the Neopolitan Muff in the girls pussy, and lastly you would eat it. The shit=chocolate, the jizz=vanilla, the pussy=strawberry.
I know this is awkward but I had a Neopolitan Muff last night.
The aid of a mustache during cunnilingus.
She liked when he grew a mustache because he knew how to pleasure her with his muff rake.
The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.
I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.
muff buddy - Either party in the muff diving formula. One party provides the pussy, the other eats it. Like a fuck buddy, but this is only oral, only pussy.
“She’s got some eager muff buddys lined up every week for her muff diving urge.”
When a man tucks his genitals between his legs to pose as a female, then exposes his genitals revealing to any viewers the horrible truth.
I was banned from a web chat site because I was tired of dudes flashing me, so I gave them a muff-bluff
You know when a girl is in junior high and her pubes are out of control and beast like, they get a little matted down from the panties and cotton panel. So if a boy goes downtown for a little action, he discovers the matted down pubes or the muff coaster.
Hey dude, I went to go finger blast a girl last night and it took me forever to get through the muff coaster before I could get to her fun tunnel.