Random
Source Code
Random
Australian: See Muff Diving, Cunnilingus, Licking the pink clam etc.
G. Irwin was stuck in the outback for weeks with the wife, he really fancied a bit of strange 'muff tucka' mate!
You know when a girl is in junior high and her pubes are out of control and beast like, they get a little matted down from the panties and cotton panel. So if a boy goes downtown for a little action, he discovers the matted down pubes or the muff coaster.
Hey dude, I went to go finger blast a girl last night and it took me forever to get through the muff coaster before I could get to her fun tunnel.
Cock blocking, but done to a female. The female version of being cock blocked
1.) "Gladys you totally muff stuffed me on the shuffle board court earlier"
2.) "Stop muff stuffing me Becky!"
3.) "Yo watch this, I'm totally going to muff stuff this chick"
A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.
Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!
Love me, love my mom muff.
An informal gathering involving a high female to male ratio, so the females have no other choice.
Wanna come to the pub for a couple cold ones then head back to mine for a fat muff motive.
When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.
Geez, this episode of _____ is Muff Heavy.