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A joyful way of greeting a male whos name is peter.
Penile pete...thee creation parkus, wherist thou control thy action!
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Th bassist of Fall Out Boy, a talented band. Has hairy nipples
girl 1: omg pete wentz is so hott!!
girl 2: he's ok, but hes has hairy nipples...
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noun: 1.) A pretentious "lyricist" and "bassist" for Blink-182 clone Fall Out Boy. Given to nonsensical, indecipherable and moronic pseudo-hipster musings which teenage girls mistake for lyrical genius.
2.) A "musician" that can't play while moving and yet jumps around onstage like a monkey in heat.
3.) A person who actually thinks that "You aren't who loves you, you're what you love" is a deep, thoughtful philosophical point.
Roy: Hey, man, did you see that video of Pete Wentz playing with his band?
John: Yeah, man... can he stand still for at least one song?
Roy: I don't think so, man... and those lyrics...
John: What do they even mean?
Roy: I don't know... why are we even thinking about that twerp?
John: No idea. You wanna get a beer?
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When you have a friend named Pete who likes to sneak his penis into a girl's ass during sex.
My friend Pete is a sneaky Pete, during sex he will slip his dick into a girl's ass.
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when you creep real bad. you get all stealth and do something.
"Hey MAtt, did you just see how Jessey is getting so sneaky pete right now"
"o that i did" he is quite sneaky pete"
Jesser Bear:"I'm so sneaky Pete"
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This act involves 3 guys and a girl. The girl is recently deceased. The first two start fucking the corpse while the third sneakily climbs a tree. As the first two are about to cum inside the corpse the man in the tree jumps on the torso of the corpse whose insides then splatter on the two clueless gentlemen
Last weekend was the best I pulled a sneaky pete on poor Andy and Paul
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n. Running for Utah's Senate seat against incumbent Orrin Hatch. Many have grown tired of Orrin's "politics as usual" practices. Pete Ashdown is not afraid to look this Goliath in the eye and cowboy up. Pete is also the founder of XMission Internet in Salt Lake City. This progressive pioneer sponsors literally hundreds of non-profit groups with free service. Never known to step down from a challenge or shy away from an innovative idea.
v. to battle the beast-politi
Dang, did you see that Pete Ashdown manuever?
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