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That's a long antennae that goes twangy, twangy, twangy.
Just got passed by a good old boy in an old pick 'em up truck and that boy had him a redneck whip that was whipping back and forth and around and up and down and every which way but loose, I leaned my head out the window just a bit and damned if that thing didn't' just give me the closest shave I have ever had.
The quest for aluminum cans to be recycled for cash by the poor and disenfranchised.
"Where's Clem?"
"He's on redneck walkabout so he can afford to get mama a new spittoon for her birthday."
When your riding a horse and having sex doggy style while the horse is moving.
Her dad caught us doing the redneck derby.
An uncle who takes you out to have the fun of your life, he shows you how the world works and how it should work. He teaches you how to talk to girls and how to stand up for yourself. he teaches you everything school wont, and no matter what hes got ur back. he also most likley drives any lifted vehicle, has fished or hunted, loves the offroad, and aint afraid of gettin dirty. prolly has a mullet.
Dallas: "who taught u how to get a girl like that and beat up her ex"
Kid: "my redneck uncle taught me"
What a redneck says before they die: Hey y'all watch this.
"Hey y'all watch this" is what a redneck would say when they tried to jump a motorcycle over the family truck and ends up landing on Grandma, hence the term redneck goodbye.
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All of the girls from the local high school went to the Redneck Riviera to get drunk and cruise the strip.
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A Row in the parking lot at your high school that all the rednecks back into with their huge lifted trucks and huge tires. they honk their horns at non rednecks walking by, spit dip everywhere, leave cigarette butts everywhere and empt beer cans. before they walk into school they all reve their engines then they all walk into school togethr hoopin and hollerin.
Redneck row
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