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He's the bestest friend you'll ever have. He's loyal and will never let you down. He will always be there for you and support you. He's been through a lot but he never gives up. He never fails to achieve his goals and he never stops fighting for what he wants. He's the strongest person you'll ever meet. He knows what he wants and once he had his mind set on something he goes for it and he doesn't stop until he's got it. He strives to be the best he can be and generally succeeds.
"Some day I wanna be like Russell."
"Yeah, he's quite something."
He plays rust all day, if he is your friend you be very lucky. he pulls women but not anymore because he not in his prime, 6th grade was his prime... he working on homework to get grades up. but he still suck.
he wont stop getting sick like a loser. if you ever be friends with him watch out cuz he beat you up and abuse you on the daily.
Bob: do you know russell.
Tim: sadly that guy sucks booty.
russell is and idiot.
my name is russell
The world's biggest rat. There isn't any other person with this name that can be more ratty than Russell.
Russell the rat
Russell is such a rat!
Russell is a guy you want to keep around. Russell's always cross the line but tend to get away with it because of their charm. Smooth like silk but sharp like a knife. Russell may stab you if you come for his partner or family. Russell's are meticulously clean around the house but do not be fooled. Russell can be clean, but when it comes to pranks, he plays dirty. Russell's are great lovers... Of many things. Russell tends to have many friends, but if you cross him you will not see him again.
Girl 1: That guy just insulted me, but something about him draws me in.
Girl 2: Ohhhhhh, that's my friend Russell. He's making moves.
Guy 1: That guy just punched me in the face!
Guy 2: Did you speak to his wife? Cause that's Russell.
You thought I was gonna put some corny shit huh
"Russell is the ceo of BMDC"
"Russell is the funniest guy on my snap"
Yep, see? There he is. But spending his money on drugs was not a barrier to his success was it? The studios should have had him work for free because if you're going to spend your money on impulsive pleasure people shouldn't be giving it to you.
Hym "There's the Russell reference. And like an old racist meaning a black person he doesn't hate for the first time... He's one of the good ones... Because instead of advocating for the poor to get richer (Even though it solves climate change apparently) he advocates for... The rich having less power but not less money... even though as long as they have more money they will spend it on power... The power to prevent people from stopping them from indulging in their impulsive pleasures.... So they can indulge in impulsive pleasures of their own... Or not die from the weird pressure in the front of their skull... Or the thing your wife almost died from... Or don't have to be in a Todd Phillips movie to not be blind anymore... Er, wait no that's the other guy... I do like Russel though. Don't get me wrong."