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Your dad has brought up 20 times since you were in the eighth grade that he used to say this in place of "what those kids today call roastinng"

you (in 2015): roasted!
your father (having materialized behind you): back in my day we used to say crunched instead.

by IoI_xD June 17, 2023


Crunch

slang for one;s head

mate, can you shut the fuck up, you’re doing my crunch in!

by January 17, 2025


Crunch

Casual Cringe

The party was pretty Crunchy.
The first day of school was crunch.

by Voze December 03, 2016


Crunch

when you absolutely sock a nigga in his jaw

Tim: holy shit, johnny just got crunched
Jim: I aint ever seen a nigga get crunched that bad

by apricottimefrostlegend_4 December 03, 2024


Crunch

When your finna beat somebody up

I’ll crunch u little buz
I crunched her
He got crunched @ the game

by Littlemissdtm January 17, 2023


Crunch

If your number sounds off by one when counting time then your answer is crunch.

I've been watching music charts TV from 1998 to 2001 that's 3 years right? No your answer is crunch that's actually four if you count the year 2000!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 18, 2019


crunch

basically saying you’d fuck her

“have you seen adri?” “yeah man i’d definitely crunch!”

by Teki May 31, 2023