Your dad has brought up 20 times since you were in the eighth grade that he used to say this in place of "what those kids today call roastinng"
you (in 2015): roasted!
your father (having materialized behind you): back in my day we used to say crunched instead.
mate, can you shut the fuck up, you’re doing my crunch in!
when you absolutely sock a nigga in his jaw
Tim: holy shit, johnny just got crunched
Jim: I aint ever seen a nigga get crunched that bad
When your finna beat somebody up
I’ll crunch u little buz
I crunched her
He got crunched @ the game
If your number sounds off by one when counting time then your answer is crunch.
I've been watching music charts TV from 1998 to 2001 that's 3 years right? No your answer is crunch that's actually four if you count the year 2000!
basically saying you’d fuck her
“have you seen adri?” “yeah man i’d definitely crunch!”