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When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.
Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.
Can also be played as a dare between friends.
1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!
Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!
2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!
The most supportive positive place a woman can go with no judgement .usually gone to in pairs.
I’m feeling really sad can we go to the womens bathroom together
When your in the bathroom and there has to be at least one urinal between the two guys to make sure neither of them is gay.
Richard didn't follow the bathroom rule and I'm pretty sure he's gay
When your fart is toxic enough for someone to puke.
Man, I just had a Hawaii bathroom next to Andrea!
An amazing band from Indiana that have some real talentd.
someone masculine: Dude, The Bathroom Prophets are so good, I want them to harbor my babies.
One I started using bathroom creatine my gains in the gym quadrupled innone month.
adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.
Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!