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Why the fuck is dank doodle memes in my recommended?
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A joint smoked early in the morn when den roosters be crowin'. Or whenever you wake up, basically just an alternative for wake n bake. Limited to joints if it is to be taken literally, of course, but anyone who takes this word so seriously as to split such hairs could clearly benefit from a cock-o-doodle-doobie.
"I'll be up in just a minute, babe. Just rolling a cock-o-doodle-doobie for the morning. And each one I roll I roll for you because I cock-o-doodle-dig you, even if some people call me a cock-o-doodle-douchebag. I know you'll never cock-o-doodle-dump me."
"You know what this morning calls for? Yep, you read my mind. I hear the ganja rooster crowin': it is 'HIGH TIME' for them cock-o-doodle-doobies."
A doodle bob yay plug is a cocaine dealer that is unreliable and agitated from binging cocaine for several days with no sleep. Doodle bob yay plugs typically show up late or make you wait an hour in a random parking lot before serving you some stepped on coke.
They typically go on long nonsensical rants that are unintelligable, much like how doodle bob talks on sponge bob, and are also aggressive and aggravated like doodle bob.
Bro: yall got that ol doodle bob yay plug ass nigga selling you the flake
There are two common uses for the phrase โmy noodles just doodledโ
a) to be really excited for something
b) to have a near death experience
a) *your boyfriend proposes to you* โmy noodles just doodledโ
b) *someone almost runs you over* โmy noodles just doodledโ
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contrary to the use of winky and dink this is not profanity. nor does it refer to body parts of any sort.
winky-dink-a-dinky-doodle is a representation of sounds that one can use to apply to any form of music or song where the lyrics have been forgotten.
or simply when one is singing along to an instrument part.
this phrase is particularly useful in the fine art of home butchered Jazz and Ragtime. Ragtime is probably its oldest living relative.
he'd forgotten the most of the words, so he sang
"oh baby, we're gonna wink this winky-dink- a-dinky-doodle"
(instead of "oh baby wer'e gonna shake this city with power metal!")
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to be flabbergasted by or to show one's surprise at an unexpected course of action...
a more acute take on the cockadoodledo phrase native to the common rooster / hen
fook-a-doodle-doo Batman... that guy has an armpit for a head...
now now Robin... do not fret. It is merely a cockney street artist without his costume on
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1. A synonym for republican
George Bush is a real yankee doodle douche bag
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