Uncle Deezle

What you turn into after taking three scoops of preworkout.

Uncle Deezle over there took three scoops and forgot where he was.

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Sugar uncles

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.

I don't need a sugar daddy. I have three sugar uncles who take me on dates all the time.

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Uncle Jack

Accent with heavy emphasis on phlegm.

Almost sounds like there is a Y in front of every vowel and sounds very similar to Hebrew.

Cousin Shane: Uncle Jack! Wherye's Yeall Thye Pyunch!!!

Uncle Jack: LOAH!!!! PYUNCH!!!!

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Uncle Lori

noun- Woman who resembles a man, preferably a family member and lesbian.

Egojab's mom is a total Uncle Lori.

**Term best used at family events in casual conversation.

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Uncle Watchamamacallit

Someone that is not really anyone.

- Who?
- Uncle Watchamamacallit

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uncle beaner

uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.

" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"

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Uncle Ronnie

A man claiming to be your grandpa's brother, who you believe might actually be your grandpa or possibly your dad in disguise.

Chad had another Uncle Ronnie contact him wanting money.

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