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A term used to describe when an object reaches a temperature in excess of what would normally be considered 'hot'.
Mr. Spanners addressed the classroom. "Listen up, students, this is an important physics lesson. A cup of tea is hot. An oven is really hot. The lava currently melting through the roof is bastard hot."
"Don't touch! It's bastard hot!”, Jeff the blacksmith shouted across the workshop as Alice stared hypnotically at the glowing orange lump of metal, fresh from the brazing hearth. These warnings fell on deaf ears, as Alice's poor judgement and dull intellect instructed her to pick up the metal piece, promptly rewarding her for this action with second-degree burns.
"But, Dr. McVillainous, the lair's tar pits only need to be hot enough to dispose of pesky superheroes and former employees. Raising the temperature to bastard hot will not provide any advantage and will only raise our fuel bills....", the nervous advisor quivered as he delivered his report.
Dr. McVillainous raised his hand and slapped his subordinate hard across the face. "I want to strike fear into the hearts of men! Nothing short of bastard hot will do!"
( verb)
1 • A Michael Rosen meme.
Hot Food
So we sit down to eat, and the potato is a bit hot, so I only put a little bit on my fork and I blow, -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my brother, he’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my mom, she’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. BUT MY DAD, my dad, what does he do? He stuffs a great big chunk of potato into his mouth, and then that really does it. His eyes pop out! He flaps his hand! He blows, he puffs, he yells, he bobs his head up and down! He spits bits of potato all over his plate and he turns to us and he goes, “Watch out, everybody, the potato is really hot!” -blank stare-
1) When a cocky and conceited male trys to assert his dominance over another man, or group of men, in an overly conceited manner.
2) The act of walking around thinking your better than everyone just because you do 1 or 2 cool things.
1) Dude, Ronnie just closed the deal he was working on and he’s been hot cocking it the whole afternoon.
2) Man, DarDae and Marron got some girls numbers on accident last night and they’ve been hot cocking all damn day!!
A horrible song sung by this duo called Double Take. Their song is about them being these hot girls and saying what problems they have, but they're not even hot! They look like feral cats! The music video is CHEAP. The only thing that costed money was the limousine, or was it a backdrop? Anyway, whenever they had a driving scene, they mirrored it every time they had a driving scene. The chorus sounds like shit, too.
Hot Problems sucks. It's on YouTube, search if you want earrape.
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When there is a good looking male or female at your job, that on the outside would not be so hot.
You can substitute "Work" with the name of your place of business... She's Coors hot or he's Walmart hot.
Sue is really work hot, but if she was at the bar...she would not be as hot compared to the others.
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when a male rubs his penis between another male or female's butt cheeks with out penetrating the anus.
Jack hot dogged Sally untill he blew his load.
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A person who is amazingly hot. You just EXPLODE in hottieness panty wetter. Usually your just being sarcastic though. NO ONE is THAT hot
Nicole you're a hot hottie with a hot body!
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