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bugle fart

When one expels gas with such force that a musical tone much like that of a bugle blast results.

Instead of waking his platoon with the traditions Reveille, Private First Class Rodriguez instead chose to bugle fart over the company broadcast system, an action that earned him a twenty mile hike in full gear.

by thejimparker November 18, 2016


slam the fart

The act of farting followed by violently slamming one's desk in rage .

PVC : *farts*
Chat : NOW SLAM 😂

John : This game sucks !
Dave : slam the fart PogU

by PVC_4_SURVIVAL_SITUATIONS December 25, 2019


atom fart

Flatulence that is known to instantly clear the room. The smell of this fart will instantly burn your nose hairs and fry your brain cells. Fragrance very similar to a dead horse covered in flies or a Sulfur mine. Rotten eggs smell better than an atom fart, although they are somewhat comparable. Also known as an "Adam Fart".

Is that a dead rhino I smell? No man, that was just an atom fart.

The dude on the train ripped an atom fart that smells like a dead hooker covered in puke!

When Nicholas ripped that atom fart, it smelt like somebody was cooking 3 year old eggs with sulfur instead of salt.

by jumpin jabronie October 4, 2013


fart cannon

A disproportionately large muffler or exhaust pipe, mounted on an automobile with a small displacement engine. Named for the flatulence like sound the vehicle's exhaust makes.

A six inch fart cannon attached to a 1 inch tailpipe? Don't tell me. You've seen The Fast and the Furious at least once, right?

by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003

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fart curious

Is the need to take sniff of a someone's fart or poop smell despite being warned not to, knowing full well that it may result in smelling something gross.

"I don't know why Morgan would go in there!" "Me neither! She must be fart curious."

by l4star February 1, 2015

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Fart Scratch

When your butt itches and you have a stored up fart, you violently squeeze the fart out in such a turbulent fashion that the itch was instantly eliminated, thus killing two birds with one stone.

It takes mastery to fart scratch in public without detection.

by tootmaster9001 December 15, 2019

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Après fart

An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there

with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.

Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.

by indybob November 21, 2011

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