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You know when a girl is in junior high and her pubes are out of control and beast like, they get a little matted down from the panties and cotton panel. So if a boy goes downtown for a little action, he discovers the matted down pubes or the muff coaster.
Hey dude, I went to go finger blast a girl last night and it took me forever to get through the muff coaster before I could get to her fun tunnel.
When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.
Geez, this episode of _____ is Muff Heavy.
A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.
Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!
Love me, love my mom muff.
An informal gathering involving a high female to male ratio, so the females have no other choice.
Wanna come to the pub for a couple cold ones then head back to mine for a fat muff motive.
An icecream cone with shit and jizz in it, then shoved in a girls pussy, just being able to eat the shit and jizz out of the icecream cone...First, you would get an icecream cone, then have you or your partner (which ever you would prefer)to shit in it. Then have the guy jizz on top of the shit.After this you would shove the Neopolitan Muff in the girls pussy, and lastly you would eat it. The shit=chocolate, the jizz=vanilla, the pussy=strawberry.
I know this is awkward but I had a Neopolitan Muff last night.
The aid of a mustache during cunnilingus.
She liked when he grew a mustache because he knew how to pleasure her with his muff rake.
The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.
I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.