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Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.

I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.

by JayFlyer May 6, 2015


Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.

I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

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Blind Bombing

Of or referring to CoD: series. At the beginning of the match when everyone randomly chucks a nade in the air.

LOL I just blind bombed this n00b!
MAN! This gamer just blind bombed me.
DUDE!! I'm Blind Bombing hard!!!1

by n00bpwner8675309 April 7, 2011


design blind

adj. that describes individuals who are unable to recognize excellent design. Design blindness is a disorder that surpasses mere difference in taste and is typically coupled with a stubborn insistence on pursuing their own unpopular designs.

The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.

I might be tone deaf, but at least I'm not design blind.

Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.

Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.

I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.

#designblind

by wanderlustjunkie June 9, 2018


Cock Blind

When you're done masturbating then lose feeling in your pp

*me in the ER* ok so, I was having a good time last night, then i went cock blind.

Surgeon: this Is the 3rd case today..

by TonyIsHot November 4, 2019


Word Blind

A reduced ability to distinguish between certain words. More men than women are affected.
Color blindness usually involves the inability to distinguish between simple words such as "why" or "hi".

Latoya: girl Marcos read my text and ignored it
Shylla: what you sent him?
Latoya: "hi"
Shylla: girl he must be word blind

by chalhoubmark March 7, 2016


Blind Slime

where you spit on a girls back so she thinks you have nutted and when she turns around you nut in her eyes so she’s blind

I blind slimed my wife last night

by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021