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When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.
"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"
When you see something mildly funny, and react by releasing a quick and strong single breath through your nose.
"Most of the memes on r/funny only produce a german laugh anymore."
The dirty German is when you are jerking of to your favorite porn site while you’re on the toilet taking a shit...
Hey bud, I’d be over at your place drinking a beer, but I’m to busy with my dirty German.
The sharing of the toilet when more than one is desperate.
If you're that desperate bro, you can either wait or hop in my German sidecar if you know what I'm saying!
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- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.
Absolutely perfect human being. She makes your useless life woth living. When somebody talks about how beautiful a german em is, you roll your eyes backwards and say: "bitte..." please.
- Have you seen that girl ?
+ Yes, bro, what about her ?
- I think she looks like german em.
+ Rolling eyes Bitte...