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Someone on the internet who is a slob, so lazy that they pile up soda or beer cans on their desk without throwing them away.
His room is such a mess because he won't clean up after himself, it's like his goal is to be a can collector.
HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.
"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"
A paint can is someone who you would consider to be a hater of yours. They are always rude and never agree with anything you do
This is how to reply to someone when they feel as if the chair you are selling is too expensive.
Random Person : $399? For a chair? That’s too much!
Felix : but can it do this?
Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying
Man, why are you always on your phone while we are talking? You’re such a juice can. Chill!
A 32oz can of beer (usually economy brands like Milwaukee’s Beast)
“Get me a Beast Light crusher can at the liquor store while you’re out.”
People who go through trash cans and recycling bins looking for returnables, usually in order to get enough money for drugs or essentials.
Some goddamn can people made a huge mess of trash all over my driveway and I had to spend all morning cleaning it up.