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pickle jarring

When someone's earlobe stretching is so wide you can fit one or more dicks in their plug.

n. Damn dude, that pickle jarring is beggin' for a DP.
v. His rather ample faux-ivory ear plug was worthy of a mammoth-sized pickle jarring, and Snuffy was just the bull to take it.

by Better than Syriza September 24, 2015


Cookie Jar

A smash hit made by the South Korean girl group Red Velvet. Could be interpreted as a song about relaxing and forgetting about the stresses of life by enjoying a sweet treat ie a cookie. #Cookie Jar is used in the same way as #TBT in reference to just enjoying life NOT FISTING

I love the song by red velvet that says “Put your hand in the cookie jar

by BeamMeTheFUCKupScotty August 1, 2022


Pee Jar

A jar (typically a mason jar) used to store urine. Mainly used in the middle of the night when one is too lazy to go all the way to the bathroom. Or for when that one pussy is too afraid to go to the bathroom after a scary movie.

Person1: “Dude, I gotta pee but I don’t wanna walk to the bathroom.”

Person2: “Just use the pee jar, bruh.”

by Daddy Dimadome August 21, 2020


Eating mayonnaise out of the jar

Tasty?

Common response to this: getting called pearl.

Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"

by mlgdoge_12343 April 28, 2024


Superman Jar

When you put two couches close to each other, place a jar in the middle and proceed to lay on top of the two and cum into the jar below.

- I did the Superman Jar yesterday and finally was able to fill my cum jar!
- You have issues.

by GrapleMyAss December 16, 2019


Lewd Jar

1. A metaphorical or literal container where individuals deposit a pre-determined penalty (usually in the form of money or tokens) each time they say or do something deemed inappropriate or lewd. The purpose of the lewd jar is to encourage self-restraint and promote more respectful behavior within a group or community. The penalties collected can often be used for group activities, charity, or as a humorous way to acknowledge and address lewd behavior.

2. Yamete (pronounced "yah-meh-teh") — The legendary, sole contributor to the lewd jar, whose unparalleled knack for saying and doing the most audaciously lewd things ensures the jar is never empty. Often seen as a mixture of mischievous instigator and reluctant benefactor, Yamete's endless contributions keep the lewd jar’s spirit (and balance) alive. Despite their central role, Yamete is revered for their ability to turn every lewd moment into a humorous learning opportunity, adding a unique flavor to the lewd jar tradition.

"Every time Yamete speaks, the lewd jar fills up faster than a vending machine at a college party!"

by Meagrable August 21, 2024


Booger Jar

he is very big and stronk and he is lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 he will also take yo MANZ and yo WOMANZ and he also ahs infinite x 0 iq lvls and beesaxuel

"OMG THAT'S A BOOGER JAR? HE IS LIT 🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!"

by Big Jaundice March 21, 2022