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jock squirter

Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick

Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut

by Dylowned June 9, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


preps and jocks

Collective phrase used by rejects to describe the "popular set."

Reject: There are too many preps and jocks in my gym class.

by Underdawg November 13, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


jock-itch

an severe itch of the male genital area contributed to by a particular fungal infection (from the fact that the area is often covered by an support garment or jock strap

His jock-itch was getting out of hand.

by The Return of Light Joker March 19, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


jock blockin

to prevent someone from succeding

when i was talkin to dat girl this dude came up and started jock blockin tryin to cut in

by chris crosby December 7, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


jock rap

Rap that has heavy bass that is used for pump up music before a big football game or basketball game. Usually has inspirational lyrics or adraneline rising gangsta rap.

Think like Trick Daddy, 50 Cent, Nelly, Youngbloodz, etc.

Heart of a Champion is a good jock rap song.

by Kyle 230 December 7, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


jock strap

Popular tribal tattoo around the bicep.

Chris got a fuckin jock strap.

by Casey G. April 17, 2007

40๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


jock hawk

A half Mohawk located on the top of the head rather than running all the way back.

The Jock Hawk is not a good hairstyle.

by Gabe asturd December 5, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž