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A GPS for seniors. Not only does it give directions, it also reminds you why you went there in the first place!
Senior GPS: "You have reached your destination. Don't forget to pick up milk, aspirin and your prescription!"
When someone is considered to be a 'boss ass b!tch' within a law firm.
Wow. Natalia has always been a boss ass b!tch, and now our clients will know when we add 'senior associate' to her signature panel in her emails.
Seniority gets you whatever you want other than someone who is older than you, even when they call dibs
The burning hate,
so severe, everlasting,
the hate you take every day,
that you absorb,
the burning hate that you despise,
the hate.
You hate the tired, the draining exhaustion that burns,
you can't get rid of it, no matter how much rest.
You hate the pent up anger
that you release into the world to handle,
but you don't care,
but deep down under the hate, you do.
You hate the sadness,
almost.
You have too many emotions to tell.
You are alone, no matter how much someone loves you.
You are alone, almost scared.
Almost.
You hate the confusion,
the haze you live behind,
your mind,
a prison.
Every night
you dread the next day,
and what lies ahead.
Sleep heals,
but hardly does it help.
The headache, stomachache, muscle aches,
pain to the bone.
Pain,
inside and out,
merciless, unforgiving,
indescribable.
You forget what it's like to
smile, laugh, be loose, be fun, be social,
be what you used to be.
And what you hate the most
is the stress,
the hair yanking,
indescribable stress
Karratha senior high can suck my moldy balls
n. Elderly pussycat. Often grumpy, forgetful and smelly. Prone to long naps in the sun and scornful glances ay the younger generation's electronic toy mice.
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Natalie claims she put "senior kittyzen" in UD many years ago but she may just be having a senior moment.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release
A college undergraduate 7th year, or more, senior
Do any of you want to date a Epic Senior?