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When you suck out your bother or sisters cum through a straw
Come here sis, when you cum let me know because Uncle Joe showed me how to do an Arkansas slurpee
Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
Girl getting a rimjob and a bean flick at the same time from the same person.
Person 1: Laura got the Slurpee DJ from Chad last night, so jelly.
Person 2: Fair dinkum?
When you do a naked headstand and your sons girlfriend sucks your penis while your son holds you up
My sons girlfriend came over for thanksgiving and I let her give me a Reverse Scauri Slurp to induct her into the family
When your'e fucking a girl hard and instead of going for anal, you decide to flip her over and eat and lick the booty while jerking off until you bust a meganut onto her tits.
Never slurp on the peach with an African girl
Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.
Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
Any form of alcoholic slushie.
Danyal drank my entire gurpee slurpee... what a dab.