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The definition of a devil. They were sent from the deepest depths of hell to torture us with their little tricks. They are noisy brats who need attention 24/7. They purposely ask us stupid shit like "what is 1 + 5?" or "what is that shape? *points to a fucking circle* I don't know what it is." They bug people cause they just want to. Orphans, however are much much worse. They bug everyone and have an easy excuse, "I am an orphan looking for a family." In short, children are devils, and I would rather go to hell than have to be in a room filled with those disgusting, noisy, spoiled little brats.
Example used in a sentnce:
I hate children.
I despise children.
They are the spawn of Satan. They also like Dog Treats because they look like Scooby Snacks. Why? I dunno ask the Children
The Children got into the Dog Treats again.
a money leech and abomination to man. also called kids, kiddos (more sophisticated versions of children), or demons. no one can control them, as they came straight from the depths of hell.
person 1: yo look at those children
person 2: yeah they look like they're having a satanic ritual
tiny human being,great for football practice
well...
if you can handle their deafening war cries
children anywhere: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit
Person:u want some lucky charms?
Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!
Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe
Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈
Person:*sigh* …children…
Annoying little brats that are 12 and under
Person 1:Hey why did you hit the children?
Person 2:They kept annoying the fuck out of me, They are spawns of Satan
Children are sexually transmitted diseases that will ruin your life.
I have too many children.