Cock blocking, but done to a female. The female version of being cock blocked
1.) "Gladys you totally muff stuffed me on the shuffle board court earlier"
2.) "Stop muff stuffing me Becky!"
3.) "Yo watch this, I'm totally going to muff stuff this chick"
When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.
Geez, this episode of _____ is Muff Heavy.
An icecream cone with shit and jizz in it, then shoved in a girls pussy, just being able to eat the shit and jizz out of the icecream cone...First, you would get an icecream cone, then have you or your partner (which ever you would prefer)to shit in it. Then have the guy jizz on top of the shit.After this you would shove the Neopolitan Muff in the girls pussy, and lastly you would eat it. The shit=chocolate, the jizz=vanilla, the pussy=strawberry.
I know this is awkward but I had a Neopolitan Muff last night.
The aid of a mustache during cunnilingus.
She liked when he grew a mustache because he knew how to pleasure her with his muff rake.
The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.
I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.
muff buddy - Either party in the muff diving formula. One party provides the pussy, the other eats it. Like a fuck buddy, but this is only oral, only pussy.
“She’s got some eager muff buddys lined up every week for her muff diving urge.”
A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.
Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!
Love me, love my mom muff.