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Rock Music

Long ago there was a way skilled musicians could express themselves about a variety of topics. Often, once famous, rock stars would use drugs and alcohol. They, however, all had skills. Sadly, this culture was brutally murdered. The horrors of modern "music" killed the fuck out of the last of real music. With the death of rock, music finally died. It has long been believed by music fans that someday a band will rise to resurrect music. This band has not yet come. As of now the barren wasteland that is now the radio is dominated by horrible demons such as Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Kanye West, and other such total failures to create music.

Billy turns on a radio
...Let's play a love game...It's the best of both worlds...How can you be so heartleesss?....

OH shit! this sucks! I'm going to go listen to my AC/DC cd's, real rock music.

by #1 Manwhore January 5, 2010

293๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


classic rock

only type of music that is the dialogue and the stage direction of an entire generation

Classic rock is what makes bad bands of today look really bad

by klass-ic rok October 29, 2003

701๐Ÿ‘ 145๐Ÿ‘Ž


rock knocking

A popular mischievous prank in which two or more individuals approach a house door and attach a fishing line to the top of the door with duct tape, with a rock attached with duct tape about a foot or so lower, then "knock" the victim's door by utilizing a "pulling" action from across the street, or otherwise in hiding.

Man, we went rock knocking last night and we got that lady so frustrated.

by Bailey Hackbarth January 4, 2008

41๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rock Lee

The most skillful character in the anime Naruto, most always overlooked by his lack of Ninjutsu and Genjutsu. Lee more than makes up for this downside with his extreme Taijutsu and speed.

Man, people just don't appreciate that Rock Lee! He pzzownz Gaara.

by Kenny August 5, 2004

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Rock Chick

A rare breed that DOES exist, but is often grossly misrepresented and the term frivolously and wrongly used.
True rock chicks in the 21st century are nearly impossible to find unless you search underground, where they create and play music in bands you've never heard of in places you'd never think of going unless you, yourself, also happen to be a true rocker or an open-minded music hobbyist. Despite being obscure in this way, there are many talented rock chicks in this hidden rock&roll playground who play their instruments well, belt a tune amazingly, and make you move and groove like any band with a penis.

Good examples of rock chicks include but are not limited to: Heart; Bassist D'arcy Wretzky of The Smashing Pumpkins; Lead guitarist of The Runways Nancy Wilson; Guitarist Orianthi who Carlos Santana himself once stated that, were he to pass the torch to any guitarist in the world, she would be it. Because of this he has endorsed her. Drummer Vox Peggy O'Neill of the garage punk band The Gories; Lead singer of Jefferson Airplane Grace Slick; Guitarist Great Kat (aka Katherine Thomas)-- who is known for her extremely technical shredding. Also the ultimate, perhaps most widely acknowledged female rocker to date: Janis Joplin.

Another thing worth noting is Rolling Stone's 2003 Greatest Guitarists of All Time; Joni Mitchell and Joan Jett were listed as two of the most talented rock guitarists in history. Not surprisingly, they were the only females to make the list.

Chris and I went to a show the other day at (insert obscure dive bar/venue where only true rockers and open-minded musical hobbyists choose to go) and saw this really hot rock chick who played the guitar like a pro.

Yeah man, rock chicks are sexy but you rarely ever see 'em.

by itsashineeworld February 17, 2011

35๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ninja rock

A ceramic fragment, usually from a broken spark plug, used to break car windows for petty thievery.

The ninja rock popped the cork on the brand new 540i, and we grabbed an ID and a checkbook.

by JP July 27, 2004

67๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


get rocked

to get knocked out or beat up, similar to get banged out or get dropped

dude, youre gonna get rocked real quick

by j-rob mad fresh May 6, 2010

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