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A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.
In order to not make a mess of his bedspread, Snowmaker used snowmaker's sock to catch his load
When you take a shit into a sock, then masterbate with said sock.
Couldn't find my pocket pussy, so I made a sock poopet.
Its when you ejaculate in a sock (preferably cotton) multiple time and you run up to someone who is sleeping or just walking in the street and Pimp Smack them in the face with it.
Guy1 : *walking normaly in the street*
Guy2: Runs up and hits him with a sock.
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS ON MY FACE!?
Guy2: You just got... Slimy Socked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When a drunk person pisses all over your feet.
Daniel just yellow socked me NOOOOOO!
Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.
John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."
When a woman places a sock between her legs and starts to slowly "floss" her pussy. This action can be intended for pleasure or hygiene.
If the back hand is angled correctly, the asshole can be included.
For extra "gettin' in there" action, tie a couple knots in the sock. This will enhance the act for both pleasure and hygiene.
1) My vibrator batteries died, so I "sock flossed" the hell out my pussy last night.
2) I could feel some remnants from last night, so I did some "sock flossing" for a quick clean up.
A sock that is your little brother thought had salty milk in it but was really your cum sock. Often a white sock with red stripes.
"That was a good milk sock big bro." "That wasn't milk..."