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1. When women reaching the expiry age of 35 look at men and only see genes.
2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.
3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.
(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)
Run--she got baby vision.
Experiencing a brief impression of experiencing life from the vantage point of a third-person camera, usually a result of long gaming binges. Can also happen more vividly in one's dreams.
Man, I've been playing way too much Metal Gear. I was out jogging and had some crazy video game vision.
Turning your gamma up like a boss.
I whipped out my ghetto night vision on them bitches.
Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
When one has reached a point in their sobriety level (high or drunk) where a female who wouldn't look good, looks especially sexy.
A: she looks so good when i have googly vision
B: those blondes, always look good when you've got your googly vision on.
The decoder glasses given at a Friendly's restaraunt. These glasses have red lenses and when worn give the world a different light. In giving everything a red tint it eliminates most colors but some become vibrant.
When bored with the real world I use sprinkle vision. It changes the way I see the world and makes everything much more interesting.
The ability of someone to identify a transgender person on sight.
"Check this chick out. Definitely trans."
"How can you tell?"
"Tall. Elongated chin. Prominent Adam's apple. Speaks in a deep voice."
"Damn, you're good."
"When you check out trans chicks as much as I do, you tend to have pretty good T-vision."