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High School Jet Pack

a term used to describe a backpack with two cans of monster or other body destroying energy drinks in either side appearing as exhaust nozzles on a jet pack

edgy Teen#1 damn bro you look tired

edgy Teen#2: yeah, i had to put on the ol high school jet pack.

by rushtactics777 June 19, 2018


Marvin Ridge High School

Student population mainly consists of pajama pant wearing freaks who froth at the mouth to hit anyone's burnt 3 week old esco bar. There are a few notorious staff members it is best to steer clear of, especially Mr H*neybutt who is a racist child predator with multiple questionable allegations under his name. Besides the annoying personality-less fiens there are the most privileged and despicable little fucks you've ever met whose only thoughts consist of football, pussy, and how to ruin everyone's day. The nicest people you will meet here are nerdy girls who are obsessed with their GPA and SAT scores. They are boring but they will accept you. They, like many others, have been completely crushed by the competitive environment of this school. You can't take a shit without the smell of somebody's mango watermelon ice puff bar wafting out of the big stall. Everyone at this school is bored so if you get into any personal drama with your friends it will spread like wildfire and will become your legacy at this school. The assistant principal is possibly one of the most evil, vindictive women to walk this Earth. She will do anything she can to make your school experience Hell. If you do go to this school, make sure to have a sense of humor because everyone is a fucking joke.

Did you hear what happened at my school?

This kid was yelling out racist slurs and trying to throw a chair over the balcony!
Only at MARVIN RIDGE HIGH School.

by lilmisspoopie August 27, 2023


Butler intermediate high school

TRASH(stankyfishy stankfishy)

Look at that garbage bin never mind it’s just the butler intermediate high school

by Mynameisweirdboi October 16, 2019


oconee county high school

Oconee County high school located in Oconee county Georgia and it is the most fucked up place in the country bumpkin hills, The place is full of rednecks that will talk a lot of shit and they are racist as fuck and all they talk about is fucking football and jacking up their piece of shit truck and listen to country music and say the N-word 1 billion times not N**ga but N**ger is how they say it, Second the teachers especially the earth science teacher in the science hall it’s a real pain in the ass and sends kids to the principals office or get some in trouble for going to the bathroom without his consent or he will write down tallies which if they all run out you will never reach your penis to the toilet because how fucked up he is and third let’s not forget about the emo kids that crowd around in a cafeteria and scream listening to some heavy metal and talk about how they love to die and meet demons what a fucking joke and fourth the most terrifying Is the Furrys and let me be honest with you they will wear the most freakiest outfit in the world just to drive other Furrys attention and people will beg you not to go to the school the real ones will pack their shit and get the fuck out.

Oh shit watch out for the furries at Oconee County high school.

Watch the rednecks build their piece of shit trucks and pull up to Oconee County high school

by SierraMadre.official July 20, 2022


St. Francis High School

St. Francis is a small catholic high school in la canada ca
Its mascot is the Golden Knight. it is a relatively small school ranging from 130 to 160 students per grade. The school competes in the division one mission league of the cif southern secion even though the school is supposed to be in division three. It still beats the division one schools in many sports.

Hey did you hear that St. Francis High School destroyed all those D1 schools? I bet if they were in D3 they wouldnt lose a game

by A random Person5 May 22, 2011

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New Vista High School

NVHS, located in Boulder, Colorado.

New Vista is a school in which their mascot is some ladies dead dog, and the only school dance it has is an all school prom. If you attend New Vista you are either really artsy, an anime nerd, or a total stoner thinking you can breeze through high school, as New Vista has coined the name the 'slacker school'. Since New Vista is so close to CU, The Hill, and the homeless shelter, often it is visited by drunk homeless men, or bored college students with nothing else to do then yell at 10th grade girls. While New Vista does not have many sports, we dominate at the ones we have, which include Ultimate Frisbee and Volleyball. Our principal, Kirk Quitter, aka Captain Kirk/Don't be a quitter is kinda cool, I guess.

Warning: If you classify as a "bro", you surely will not fit in at New Vista.

Kirk: Its friday at New Vista High School, free cookies for everyone!

by lazyb0nes December 25, 2009

20πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Kenai Central High School

A medium-sized school located in Kenai, Alaska. Their colors are red, black, and white. Their mascot is a Cardinal, but its spelled Kardinal with a "K" (To resemble their hometown name, Kenai). To be a student of this school you are one of three things: A dirty (Goth), A smart-as-fuck kid, or a Jock/Prep. Usually has good sports teams that win state championships. Kenai is the cross town rival of Soldotna High School (All Fags over there). KCHS has one insanely football coach / Assistant Principal who goes HAM all the time. He can either be really cool or REALLY gay.. Good school to go to, by far the best on the Kenai Peninsula.

Kid- "Yo, Bro, where do you go to school?"

KCHS Student- "Oh, i go to Kenai Central High School."

Kid- "Lucky... I wish I went there, i go to fucking Soldotna"

KCHS Student- "Haha....Fag"

by AKKID907 December 4, 2011

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